Pedro’s Campaign Positions

The Price of Gasoline: When I become President everyone will have sweet rides. Hillary: She could be my Vice President. I wish her the best of luck in her next bid for President.

Obama: Now I ask you -- Who will make all your dreams come true? Obama or me? McCain: All I know about him is that he likes chimichangas with his Dos Equis.

Chelsea: I could ask her out. Maybe I can make her a cake or something. Foreign Relations: We need to keep the people happy who make all our stuff.

If you are looking for change you've come to the right place. Pedro is running for office again. Give him your full support.